With slight social justice
how do I tell my grandpa he drives like a bottom
when someone telling you some tea you already heard
Disney Heroines + their names’ meaningsBonus:
reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce
“She maybe wanna watch me”
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
“debbie’s dildo emporium, how can we help you go fuck yourself?”
“you’re all posers” i say to the models. they are very good at their job
She really did that…